The Tower from our WiFi Wear line has two specific functions. The first, and most important, is that it will scan for and show you the strength of any nearby internet connections. Second, it will let you advertise this crucial information to everyone else in the coffee shop. There may be tertiary and fourth-iary functons, but honestly, we stopped paying attention the moment we knew we could log on to Warcraft AND enjoy a ice cappuccino with sprinkles.
Not only will our WiFi Wear tell if there is a hi-jackable connection available, but it will also give you a reading of its strength depending on how many bars are lit up.
The WiFi Wear Tower is a 100% cotton t-shirt featuring a paper-thin, flexible electroluminescent panel that scans for wireless internet connections and lights up to tell you how strong they are. Never again shall the words 'Excuse me, do you have wireless internet here?' pass your lips.
Warning: the wearer of this shirt may experience a higher than usual level of social interaction, especially inquiries from total strangers - and you're not supposed to talk to strangers.
- 100% Cotton Tee
- Scans for 802.1b/802.1g wireless connections
- Shows signal of the strongest connection found
- Small, concealed battery pack (4AAA - not included)
- Battery life of 30-40 hours
- On/Off/Scan control
4AAA batteries (Available here!). Expect between 30-40 hours of use before replacing batteries.
Operating instructions:
Install the batteries and connect the battery pack to the shirt. Conceal the small battery pack in the hidden pocket switching it ON. There is a secondary white button. Pressing this will direct the shirt to constantly scan for WiFi connections. Unselected the shirt will scan for WiFi just once after being switched on.
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Not only will our WiFi Wear tell if there is a hi-jackable connection available, but it will also give you a reading of its strength depending on how many bars are lit up.
